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May. 6th, 2010

A while ago in Worthing I had a Chinese takeaway. My fortune cookie said:


So more a reassurance cookie, then—or, depending on how you take it, an “It’s not all about you” cookie.

Recently I had another Chinese takeaway in Worthing because why the hell not. This time my fortune cookie was more abrupt:


Or, put another way, stop consulting damn fortune cookies.

The second one is even better if you imagine it being barked at you by an irascible elderly Chinese man.

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chiller
May. 6th, 2010 09:41 am (UTC)
Blimey, they're a bit testy, aren't they?
moleintheground
May. 6th, 2010 02:24 pm (UTC)
In other 'shouted at by orientals' news, a Japanese restaurant near me has a sign up saying "We open more weekend" on it. That's good to know, no?
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