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Cougar

I had not previously encountered the term “cougar” (clearly I’m not going to the right clubs), but here’s the highest-ranking urbandictionary.com definition:
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity—particularly the true hotties—as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
A colleague of mine was ruminating on the fact that we need a name for the boys in this context; if the ladies are the hunters, what should we call the prey?

She has suggested “mantelope”.

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fiat_knox
Apr. 29th, 2008 01:50 pm (UTC)
lol
As long as it isn't mopher, I'll be all right with that.
strictlytrue
Apr. 29th, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
Guyzelle?

(sorry)
offensive_mango
Apr. 29th, 2008 02:04 pm (UTC)
Haha!
carrot_rope
Apr. 29th, 2008 04:02 pm (UTC)
MANATEE

Or maybe they're just Wolverines. He's old.
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