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Judge a DVD by its cover

What other film titles compete with this one for communicating sheer awfulness so concisely and bathetically? I say it deserves a special mention for conveying the greatest amount of suck in the fewest words, but if you can think of worse in fewer, please let me know.

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nudejournal
Nov. 26th, 2007 03:29 pm (UTC)
Morris Chestnut?
webofevil
Nov. 27th, 2007 02:04 am (UTC)
There was a mixup at the maternity unit. Somewhere there's a kindly old sweetshop owner called Max Slamhammer.
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webofevil
Nov. 27th, 2007 02:05 am (UTC)
> Howling III: The Marsupials

Well found, sir. I didn't even know there was a Howling III. It does sound singularly unterrifying.
psychonomy
Nov. 26th, 2007 05:25 pm (UTC)
Young Sherlock Holmes
lifesizemonkey
Nov. 27th, 2007 11:17 am (UTC)
My cousin nearly WAS Young Sherlock Holmes. He's probably glad he wasn't now.
liquidindian
Nov. 26th, 2007 07:52 pm (UTC)
The literal translations of titles of Asian films are good for this. Let's pick someone at random: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0793924/

Flying Dragon Fierce Challenge
Carry on Yakuza!!
Operation Pink Squad 2: The Haunted Tower
Gambling for Head
Human Meat Pies: The Untold Story
Fragrant River Flower Moon Night
The Eight Hilarious Gods
webofevil
Nov. 27th, 2007 02:32 am (UTC)
> Carry on Yakuza!!

ex_humanfema327
Nov. 27th, 2007 06:14 am (UTC)
lol.
liquidindian
Nov. 27th, 2007 10:01 am (UTC)
Fantastic.
gideondefoe
Nov. 26th, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC)
'Half Past Dead: 2'. (www.imdb.com/title/tt0871867/)
webofevil
Nov. 27th, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
Brilliant! A missed opportunity, surely; what about “Quarter To Dead”?
(Anonymous)
Nov. 28th, 2007 09:08 am (UTC)
Is there room in here for a joke including "Tooth Hurty"?

Mr A Racist
The BBC Have Your Say News "Forum"

PS Is the use of "Forum" here derogatory to Romans? I can't imagine Cicero et al all stood about saying "it's a post code lottery".
lifesizemonkey
Nov. 27th, 2007 11:22 am (UTC)
I don't think this film actually exists, but how about "Renegade Panther": a F.B.I/serial killer thriller starring Lou Diamond Philips and Kelly LeBrock.
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