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Further to Monday’s spam albums, here are some hotly tipped new releases:
 1.  MindaReading For Fun
 2.  Cara Armstrong Feeling Better Now
 3.  Wilfredo WebsterDesigner Replica Shoes
 4.  Leah LeblancMaking Adjustments
 5.  Kory Murdock Dreamweaver
 6.  Stephnie Ferguson Just Keep In Touch
 7.  Experiment Dodson     Her Duration
 8.  Magan GrayIs It True?
 9.  Elbert Hart Must Have Drug
10. Oralle BurkeBanger Intolerance


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Jun. 6th, 2007 12:59 pm (UTC)
Why "Banger intolerance" isn't number one yet i don't know. *on one!*
Jun. 7th, 2007 01:33 pm (UTC)
Jun. 6th, 2007 01:02 pm (UTC)
Spam's not what it used to be, though. I rather miss exotically monickered folk such as Fergus Q. Treeponce exhorting my inbox with dada-esque invocations; no matter how long one attempted to decipher these Burroughs-esque blibblings, it was impossible to tell what they were actually attempting to sell you. Happy days.
Jun. 6th, 2007 04:36 pm (UTC)
> Happy days.

They had their ups and downs.
Jun. 6th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
As a recent befriender, I missed these insightful critiques first time round. I feel a university syllabus brewing...
Jun. 6th, 2007 01:24 pm (UTC)
Presumably "Oralle"'s "Banger intolerance" is how she got her nickname.
Jun. 6th, 2007 01:45 pm (UTC)
Ha ha. I just got that. Only took me an hour or so.
Jun. 6th, 2007 02:05 pm (UTC)
Jun. 6th, 2007 01:32 pm (UTC)
I just picked up a few albums myself; Deirdre Dodge Longer...Harder, Yolanda Hendricks The Braintree Herself and Marisol Patterson's latest King Of Pharrrmacy.

Yolanda's a bit mental, obviously.

God, I love spam.
Jun. 6th, 2007 06:41 pm (UTC)
Minda's is a children's album. Cara Armstrong, Leah Leblank, Stephnie Ferguson and Magan Gray are women in their thirties making records for women in their thirties who feel bad because their boyfriend has just left them for someone ten years younger. The album covers show them walking along a beach looking wistful, or sitting in a modern minimalist interior looking wistful. Kory Murdock is a former boyband member now making a play for the "women in their thirties" market. His album cover says "hey ladies, he may have left you for a younger woman but I'm still here for you". Wifredo Webster, Experiment Dodson and Oralle Burke are quirky alternative rock, and Elbert Hart likes to explain in interviews that "drug" "could mean anything really". Ten years from now he'll be talking about his time in rehab.
Jun. 6th, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
Actually, "Reading For Fun" is the poignant, slightly ironic title for Minda's third album of feel-good not-quirky-enough MOR that is destined to clog up the top 10 for the foreseeable. She will be supporting Jack Johnson on his forthcoming tour.
Jun. 17th, 2007 11:59 am (UTC)
Slightly tangentially to this rich seam of genius you've uncovered ... I got spam with the subject line "Mobilfunkboom und Kurssprung", which is clearly a lost Kraftwerk album.
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