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dont be evil Eduardo

Among the debris washed up in my inbox by the daily tide of spam was this group:
I know Google are busy expanding the services they offer, but this looks like a serious case of mission creep.


Actually, the only message that appears to offer a sex-related product is "Give yourself the pleasure you deserve", which promises great deals on unspecified pills. The "she" who stars in the other subject lines appears not to be involved in this one at all—in which case, you have to ask, why the pills in the first place? If you're at the stage where you can't even "Give yourself the pleasure you deserve" without the help of pills off the internet, frankly it's time to consult your GP.


Here's the message entitled "Give her the night she deserves":
The series of questions may be random and their meaning unclear, but together they point towards a potential catastrophe of an evening, and it's unclear what "she" has done to deserve that.


Meanwhile, it turns out that "She will pray you to stop" simply claims to offer hardware on the cheap, so I'm guessing the subject line is missing its second half: "going on about your bloody computer".

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ex_cornfedpi814
Jul. 5th, 2006 12:57 pm (UTC)
I think it sounds like a plan to stab your wayward partner.
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