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Jun. 20th, 2006

Less because he's too modest to trumpet his own blah than because he rashly terminated his journal, here, from last Thursday's Metro, is cornfedpig's contribution to the national discourse:

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(Anonymous)
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:08 pm (UTC)
Thanks Dad.

xCFP
webofevil
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:12 pm (UTC)
You still can't borrow the car.
nudejournal
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:20 pm (UTC)
Oh, fuck's sake, another livejournal "family member" for the christmas card list.
pipistrellus
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:22 pm (UTC)
That makes webofevil your internet grandpa.
nudejournal
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:24 pm (UTC)
Is that why he keeps ramming horrid boiled sweets into my mouth?
chiller
Jun. 20th, 2006 01:15 pm (UTC)
Those aren't boiled sweets.
webofevil
Jun. 20th, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC)
But you have to admit they have soft centres.
chiller
Jun. 20th, 2006 01:52 pm (UTC)
Why yes. Yes, they do.
pipistrellus
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:20 pm (UTC)
Someone else wrote a letter following this saying that "if the police weren't cracking down on the animal smuggling, imagine the situation if there were a drugs problem!"
Hur, hur, hur.
I'm not sure why they felt the need to print the follow-up, really.
pipistrellus
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:21 pm (UTC)
Also, it's to blog this sort of stuff that cornfedpig should return to LJ.
internetsdairy
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:43 pm (UTC)
Shall we start a petition?
chiller
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:55 pm (UTC)
YES.
slackhack
Jun. 21st, 2006 06:57 am (UTC)
Yes!
I mean, he just ran off, no goodbye note, no nothing.
ruudboy
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:44 pm (UTC)
Yes. There was another one this morning saying that someone offered him "Charlie", but does Charlie know he's being sold, or some rub like that. I contemplated writing one that says "The other day as I got off the train, someone offered me a smack. DO YOU SEE? BECAUSE IT'S A DRUGS TERM THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE!!!1111" but that would involve effort on my part, so I won't.
chiller
Jun. 20th, 2006 12:56 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the responses to it have flowed thick and fast since. More on the thick side, obv. And ok, not that fast. There have been two. But still! TWO!

He should bloody well come back. That is all.
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