Imagine for a moment that you're a fan of gravel-voiced Russell Crowe. You're googling for a site where you can express your undying devotion, when you stumble across this:
http://www.russell-crow.com/
Do you think to yourself, "That's rather silly, and clearly not what I'm looking for. I shall take my googling elsewhere"? Or do you find the red mist descending and fill the site's guestbook with stuff like (I quote) "I think this site sucks ass its shit and has nuttin to do with russell crowe which by the way has a fucking e on the end you retards"?
Much of the abuse has been removed because it's quite old, but I just adore the fact that any hardcore Crowe fans truly thought it worth tearing the site a new one in the first place. Russell with an "e" must be so proud.
(Although as cusses go, I have to say I like "This is about as funny as putting my hand in a freezer and searching for a lost watch".)
http://www.russell-crow.com/
Do you think to yourself, "That's rather silly, and clearly not what I'm looking for. I shall take my googling elsewhere"? Or do you find the red mist descending and fill the site's guestbook with stuff like (I quote) "I think this site sucks ass its shit and has nuttin to do with russell crowe which by the way has a fucking e on the end you retards"?
Much of the abuse has been removed because it's quite old, but I just adore the fact that any hardcore Crowe fans truly thought it worth tearing the site a new one in the first place. Russell with an "e" must be so proud.
(Although as cusses go, I have to say I like "This is about as funny as putting my hand in a freezer and searching for a lost watch".)
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"Hello I'm a fvcking kite"
which has reduced me to tears of silent hilarity at my desk.