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Jul. 8th, 2013

Lord Selsdon tackles questions of identity and immigration:

Lord Selsdon: I have tried to search and work out what the level of immigration is. The best way to do it is to ask the immigrants themselves. This morning I was woken up as usual by 11 Romanian builders. I complained to them that there was a chap at the end of the road who was one of those who sells you the gold ring that he drops on the ground. You pick it up and it has got “19” on it and he says, “Can you give me some money?” and you say, “Are you an illegal immigrant?”. They have got to know me now. [Hansard]

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chiller
Jul. 8th, 2013 11:28 am (UTC)
*speechless*
rainsinger
Jul. 8th, 2013 01:20 pm (UTC)
Selsdon is his own parody. Incredible.
chiller
Jul. 8th, 2013 04:08 pm (UTC)
I just ... don't know where to put any of that in my brain, you know? x
lebeautemps
Jul. 8th, 2013 11:54 am (UTC)
Yes, that's clearly it.
ninebelow
Jul. 8th, 2013 08:17 pm (UTC)
"They have got to know me now." I bet they have.
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