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Giraffe goes into a pub. Barman says, "I remember you." Giraffe says, "I don't think so, this is my first time in here." Barman says, "No, you were definitely herbivore."

HERBIVORE!

Fuck it, here's a picture of a giraffe in a pub:

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chiller
Aug. 21st, 2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
Christ, Webo. x
webofevil
Aug. 22nd, 2012 09:27 am (UTC)
The best bit is I only came up with the joke as a vehicle for the photo, and yet it turns out to be one of the most upsetting puns anyone has ever encountered. I'm feeling giddy with power.
chiller
Aug. 22nd, 2012 09:43 am (UTC)
You know that face I do when you show me your newly acquired ties? I am doing that face, Webo. I am doing it right now.
nojay
Aug. 21st, 2012 11:15 pm (UTC)
It's Festibloodyval time in Edinburgh right now (I recognise that pub, it's about half a mile from where I'm sitting right now).

If I see another epileptic Estonian Elvis impersonator that'll make thirty-eight.
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