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AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH!
Scots stars The Krankies reveal wild nights and secret swinging sessions



Pant legends The Krankies have told how they were secret swingers who slept with a string of lovers in their heyday.

The kids’ favourites – husband and wife Ian and Janette Tough – have revealed they only gave up their wild nights when it all got too complicated.

In an outrageous interview, broadcast on Radio Scotland, they claim they had to give up sleeping around to prevent their lovers getting jealous.

The couple, who are appearing in Robinson Crusoe at Glasgow’s Clyde Auditorium, said they had an “anywhere, anytime” attitude to sex. When radio host Edi Stark quizzed them about their “active physical relationship”, Ian, 64, admitted they enjoyed sex on golf courses, adding: “Jersey was good.” [Daily Record]
AAARGH! AAARGH! Although he did punch Paul Daniels that one time, but still AAARGH! AAARGH! AAARGH! (repeat to fade)

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chiller
Dec. 19th, 2011 11:56 am (UTC)
THANKS FOR SHARING.
yiskah
Dec. 19th, 2011 11:56 am (UTC)
NO.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
yiskah
Dec. 19th, 2011 12:06 pm (UTC)
Re: NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ozgirlabroad
Dec. 19th, 2011 12:12 pm (UTC)
Just when I had managed to forget.
clanwilliam
Dec. 19th, 2011 12:27 pm (UTC)
Ditto.
willplant
Dec. 19th, 2011 12:19 pm (UTC)
Looks closer at photo - aaargh
ultraruby
Dec. 19th, 2011 12:24 pm (UTC)
Good on 'em I say.
quercus
Dec. 19th, 2011 12:27 pm (UTC)
Last night I was enjoying the grimy flat-capped Glaswegianness of Young James Herriot, jarred only by the Cute Child and his resemblance to both Wee Jimmy Krankie and a steamed pudding.

This though, is TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

Especially the passing reference to Paul Daniels, surely a sneaky brainworm for those pictures of him & Debbie Mc Gee a couple of years back.
hano
Dec. 19th, 2011 12:37 pm (UTC)
I so didn't need to know this. Brain bleach anyone?
hirez
Dec. 19th, 2011 12:38 pm (UTC)
Ye gods. It's like a lost episode of Filthy, Rich and Catflap come to horrible life.
quercus
Dec. 19th, 2011 12:53 pm (UTC)
How bad does a panto have to be before they use a tagline like this to plug it?
nmg
Dec. 19th, 2011 01:43 pm (UTC)
Imagine me curled in a corner, whimpering "fandabidozi...fandabidozi..."
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