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Toe Reading



Toe Reading is based on the theory that your body holographically records the story of your life. The position and shape of the toes say a lot about their owner. By observing someone’s toes you will know a great deal about their past and the experiences they have lived through. Toes reveal how a person copes with their feelings, as well as their thoughts.

“An experienced Toe Reader knows toes tell the truth, even when the person themselves may not even be aware of how deeply their life experience has effected them. An over-simplification of this technology would be to say that well-balanced people have beautiful, evenly shaped and spaced toes. The toes of people who have had more challenging lives will appear ‘toe-tied’, depicting the lumps and bumps of the personal and emotional lives they have lived up to this point in time.

“For the most personalized results we invite you to send us a picture of your toes and arrange a time to connect via telephone for a one-on-one personal Spiritual Coaching session.

“Toe Reading Cards are also available.”

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psychonomy
Jan. 14th, 2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
The toes of people who have had more challenging lives will appear ‘toe-tied’, depicting the lumps and bumps of the personal and emotional lives they have lived up to this point in time

Oh God. No wonder I'm so traumatised: I have flat feet.

What would an experienced toe reader have made of Douglas Bader? Or would he have been some sort of abomination that Must Be Destroyed?
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